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thedailywhat:

Beautiful Perspective of the Day: Infographic on drug-related deaths vs. proportion of users vs. media coverage in the UK, prepared by David McCandless of Information Is Beautiful for a Guardian blog article on the subject.

Note on cannabis-related deaths:

The cannabis deaths figure is a bit dubious in my opinion. Firstly, how can you die from cannabis? It’s extremely non-toxic. There has never been a single documented case of fatal cannabis overdose. Also, the government’s own figures don’t tally. While drug figures from the Office Of National Statistics register 19 cannabis related deaths, the mortality stats from the same office log only 1 death.

You can view the raw data used to compile this inforgraphic here.

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jhulyjohns:

Rudolph, the cat II (by Aisidedpipol)

Cute :3

rachell:

“You ever walk behind someone walking so slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? ‘…You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason.’ You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? ‘…Get the fuck away from me… what are we—on a date here? I don’t even know you.’

Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo… you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you’ll be a millionaire? They’re like, ‘whatever’. HAHA! I get to press the walk button [at the intersection] for you! … You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, ‘What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?’ You always press ‘em, you’re like, ‘…maybe I didn’t press it hard enough…’ Then someone will come up and be like, ‘Did you press it?’ —‘Yeah, I pressed it.’ They’re like, ‘Why don’t you press it again?’—‘You’re like, ‘Yeah I’ll press it again.’ Then at that point it changes and you’re like, ‘I did that. I changed the traffic in the city… I have a lot of power.’ You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there’s like that awkward moment? …Just lean forward and kiss ‘em.
‘….looked like you wanted it from my angle.’
Then when they’re walking away just hit ‘em on the ass. (Pshhh) ‘You’ll be back! You’ll be back for some of that loving.”

— Jim Gaffigan

thedailywhat:

Swing Design Concept of the Day: “Swing Lamp” by Boaz Cohen and Sayaka Yamamoto AKA BCXSY.

Built from polyethylene and powered by LEDs, this creative lamp hangs from a rope, just like the traditional swings we all remember.

Delightful!

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thedailywhat:

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I need some of this. By the crate full.

thedailywhat:

LMAO.

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The Horsehead Nebula, located about 1500 light years from Earth in the constellation Orion. Photo via (NOAO)

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